i’m supposed to keep the kitchen faucet trickling so that the pipes don’t freeze, but the sounds kind of makes me have to pee.
okay, so the windchill is currently -8 (and it’s half past midnight), and I just stopped on my way home to help push a guy’s broken down van out of the middle of the road, up an icy hill, and into the pizza hut parking lot. people saw us struggling though, and four other cars eventually stopped to help. but we got it, and then i gave him a ride home.
i have a job interview in the morning, i better get major karma points.
"excuse me sir, I seem to be a little lost…"
Can we talk about how unbelievably adorable Winnie the Pooh is? I mean look at him all snuggled up under his blanket for safety!
Why has he got rifle?
to keep away the heffalumps and woozles you moron
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.