in hindsight i shouldnt have poured boxed wine and vodka into my can of 4loko last night but on the other hand this body is merely a flesh vessel for my stardust to experience other stardust
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
L M F A O.
there is a street called kitchen dick in WA!
He seems alright, but I don’t think I’d want to share a nacho plate with him. That’s how you know some one is good, if you feel like you can sit down with them at a bar and share a big ol’ plate of nachos together.
i love this picture so much it reminds me of that cheesy pull apart bread
Bernstein busting a move…to his own Candide Overture.
He was like “Damn I’m good!”